disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

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July 23rd, 2014 // 165,171 notes

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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July 23rd, 2014 // 126,789 notes

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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July 23rd, 2014 // 7,539 notes

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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July 23rd, 2014 // 249,075 notes

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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July 23rd, 2014 // 126,911 notes

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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July 23rd, 2014 // 49,423 notes

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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July 23rd, 2014 // 256,975 notes

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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July 23rd, 2014 // 319,648 notes

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

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July 23rd, 2014 // 530,326 notes