thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via and-long--live-us)

September 21st, 2014 // 36,572 notes

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via crunchier)

September 21st, 2014 // 539,156 notes

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via yelled)

September 21st, 2014 // 545,073 notes

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via crunchier)

September 21st, 2014 // 448,716 notes

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via trust)

September 21st, 2014 // 495,740 notes